How Does Your Garden Grow?

I have decided that it may be a waste of time to plant vegetables and flowers outside. Perhaps I should stay inside without the bugs and the dirt and just plant them in my closets and cupboards. It makes perfect sense to me. Everytime I open a closet or cupboard in preparation for this move, I find that things have multiplied, filling the area. I don't remember having to water, fertilize, weed or divide. So how did everything grow out of control in such a short time? On the bright side, I am discovering things that I forgot I had. It is like a treasure hunt. I'm finding clothes that have apparently shrunk just from being in the closet. I could swear that they fit when I hung them up! And just where did all of these shoes come from? I only have 2 feet. And come to think of it, why are there 5 hangers available for each item? There is surely a mating process going on in my closet. For shame. Turn off the light and the little buggers make friends while I sleep. I can hardly wait to go through the linen closet!